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My Letter to the Westboro Baptist Church
The following letter is intended to be tongue in cheek. It is not meant to be taken seriously. Please do not take it seriously. In response to the Supreme Court ruling in favor of the Westboro Baptist...
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Choose Your Own Adventure: Landonburg or Bust Part 1
As a child, there was type of book that always held my interest: Choose your own adventure books. In these books, you follow a story and then at pivotal plot points, you would decide what the main...
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Tim Tebow: God’s Favorite Football Player
Growing up in Kansas City, I was taught three important lessons. First, Kansas City barbecue is the best. Other places will try to say theirs is the best, but the sauce is watery, the meat is dry, and,...
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Who Can You Trust?
Things no one should ever trust: A snake telling you to eat a piece of fruit Someone that ends a sentence with “Trust me…” A man with a top hat who constantly twirls his handlebar mustache Really,...
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Conversation: My Kryptonite
I am not the most social person in the world. I know what you’re saying. “But how can a person that delightful and engaging be mildly antisocial? He seemed like a charming raconteur who would eagerly...
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Entry From A Dog’s Diary, May 10th
Dear Diary, More than once in my life, I have been called dumb by a human. They seem to think that I can’t hear them when they say things about how I don’t understand what is happening. I, of course,...
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Entry From A Dog’s Diary, June 20th
Dear diary, Have you ever had a feeling that would not go away? Of course not. You are just a book and not a living being like myself. Well, let me tell you, diary. It is no picnic. There are days...
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Westboro Baptist Church To Protest Aurora Memorial Service. You Know, Because...
On July 20, 2012, James Holmes “allegedly” (apparently the definition of “allegedly” has been expanded to include “absolutely, without a doubt, did this thing”) walked into a midnight showing of “The...
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Dear Nathan
DEAR NATHAN: I’m 13, and a few weeks ago I met a guy online, got his number and we texted — a lot. Before I knew it, we were flirting up a storm. He lives in Tennessee and I’m in Texas. He’s the same...
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Pope Joins Twitter. Is Instagramming All of His Food Next?
It was bound to happen. With 500 million people on Twitter, eventually the trend would reach the holiest person on the entire planet. Also the owner of the biggest hat. At last, the Pope has joined...
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